If you have received this e-mail in error please inform the sender and delete it from your mailbox or any other storage mechanism. I decided to risk breaking the law by posting this portion of the message in a public forum.Have Your Agents Talk To My Agents DISCLAIMER: This e-mail is confidential and should not be used by anyone who is not the original intended recipient. Any copying or further distribution beyond the original addressee is not intended, and may be unlawful.This one arrived in a spam message sent to me. If you have erroneously received this message, please delete it immediately and notify the sender. Redacted email funny software#But does the fact that it was automatically sent to me make it a form of spam? Hmmm – maybe there is a market for software that automatically removes disclaimers from e-mail messages.Speaking of Spam The information in this email is confidential, and intended solely for the Addressee. Thank goodness for that, because I can’t imagine having to copy and paste needless disclaimers into every e-mail that I sent. This disclaimer has been automatically added.So the disclaimer was automatically added. No liability is accepted for any unauthorised use of the information contained in this transmission. If you are not the intended recipient, any disclosure, copying or dissemination of the information is unauthorised and you should delete/destroy all copies and notify the sender. Which brings us to…Disclaimers as a Form of Spam? CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE AND DISCLAIMER Information in this transmission is intended only for the person(s) to whom it is addressed and may contain privileged and/or confidential information. The Commonwealth Register of Institutions and Courses for Overseas Students (CRICOS) Provider Number is another numeric identifier (institution branch), yet another random numeric identifier (institution branch), and a final numeric identifier (institution branch) for institution.I don’t have concerns about the automatic filtering, just the automatic insertion of needless disclaimers. Please tell us if you have concerns about this automatic filtering. Email communications with institution may be subject to automated email filtering, which could result in the delay or deletion of a legitimate email before it is read by its intended recipient at institution. institution does not accept liability for any corruption or viruses or any consequence which arise as a result of this email transmission. It is very important that before opening any attachments to this email you check them for viruses and defects. The views expressed in this email are not necessarily those of institution. Any confidentiality is not waived or lost by reason of mistaken delivery to you. If you are not the intended recipient of this email you must not copy, distribute, take any action in reliance on it or disclose it to anyone. This email (and any attachment) is confidential and is intended for the use of the addressee(s) only. Like drafting disclaimers for toothpicks and such.An Institution By Any Other Name is Just a NumberThis educational institution felt the need not only to identify itself by name several times, but also include four specific numeric identifiers for itself.> YOU MUST READ THIS NOTICE This email has been sent by institution (institution’s random numeric identifier). If you are the lawyer or pseudo-lawyer that drafted these, please do us all a favor and find something else to work on. If you recognize your institution/company in these examples, please laugh along with me. Identifying information has been removed, but the humor was left intact. There wasn’t one that disclaimer that finally pushed the publication of this post over the edge just the accumulation of examples. I’ve been collecting disclaimers that appear on the bottom of e-mail messages in a draft post on DLTJ for about a year now – every time I’d get a new one with a different twist, I’d save it anticipating the day would come that there would be enough humor here to share with the rest of you.These list items are microformat entries and are hidden from view.
0 Comments
Leave a Reply. |
AuthorWrite something about yourself. No need to be fancy, just an overview. ArchivesCategories |